The Friday Fishwrap

All the news that's fit to wrap around a dead fish

The week in review

Monday - "Kirkin' o' the Tartans" Or blessing of the tartans. "This Sunday, May 7th at 10:00 am, The St. Andrew's Society of Modesto, will be hosting the Kirkin' o' the Tartans at St. Paul's Episcopal Church, 1528 Oakdale Rd. Modesto, 95355."

Tuesday - "Relay for Life" It's not too late to support my friend Elizabeth's fundraising efforts. "And for anyone who reads this post and donates to Elizabeth before the deadline on May 12th, I will send this gift to you for helping Elizabeth give hope to others. Just click here to go to her fundraising page and then let me know that you donated."

Wednesday - "The South’s Best Butts" Pork butts that is. And how to barbecue them. "The South’s Best Butts is part cookbook, part travelogue. Matt does a great job telling the stories behind some of the South’s best BBQ while simultaneously providing killer recipes so you can smoke the perfect pork butt. This is a great addition to your cookbook collection."

Thursday - "Much ado about nothing #TBT" A blog post about nothing. "For having nothing to talk about I sure ended up talking about a bunch of nothing."

Interesting days

Today - Cinco de Mayo, Cartoonists Day, International Tuba Day, International Space Day, Revenge of the Fifth, Hoagie Day, Hug A Shed And Take A Selfie and No Pants Day

Tomorrow - Wildfire Community Preparedness Day, No Diet Day, Infidelity Hurts Awareness Day, Join Hands Day, Beverage Day, No Homework Day and Free Comic Book Day

Next Friday - Fibromyalgia Awareness Day, Odometer Day, International Nurses Day, Nutty Fudge Day, Military Spouse Appreciation Day, One Day Without Shoes Day and Limerick Day

June 5 - Hot Air Balloon Day, Thank God It's Monday Day, World Environment Day and Sausage Roll Day